No, I'm not going to the ball.

[sad bleating]

Because I don't want to. There are plenty of better, more productive ways I could spend the evening.

[baaaaaah D':]

Yes, I know Dad sent me something to wear. I'll send it back so he can get a refund. That's way too much money for him to be spending on something like this...

--And no, we are not ( Read more... )

I guess I shouldn't bother being surprised by now.

So, is there any place in the school that isn't infested with unicorns? This one won't stop following me...

I could have gone to a nice private school. A Muggle school. How did I let Dad talk me into this, again?

I didn't think it would rain tod--ah!

[Haruhi lets out a shriek of terror as a crash of thunder booms in the sky -- heard only by her ears, of course. Her voice is suddenly very shaky:]

M-Maybe I should... get back inside, before--

[Another thunderclap, and she cuts herself off again with a startled gasp. Her footsteps can be heard as she ( Read more... )

...If I didn't know any better, I'd swear I was trapped in a really bad anime. Uh. Is anyone still sane? All the sparkling and cheesy music is giving me a headache.

So that's where my journal was... Dad found it under my bed and sent it back here. Huh.

Oh, and he sent a ca--

[The sound of Haruhi's father, transmitted through one of those swanky singing Muggle birthday cards, cuts her off:]

Happy birthday to you~ ♪ Happy birthday to you~ ♪ Happy birthday, dear Haruhi-chaaaaaan~ ♪ Happy sixteenth birthday to ( Read more... )